Don't paint me black when I used to be golden.

pokemon trainer.
Are you from Africa because Kenya not.


girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black

(via disgusted)


My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

(via thewhorrorr)


skinny ppl b like ‘but some skinny ppl cant help being skinny );’ 


did u ever consider???

that some FAT ppl

actually a LOT of fat ppl

cannot help being fat either??

and we get beaten up by thinner kids when we’re young and told to kill ourselves and constantly referred to as everything but human regardless of our age because we cant help it???

which is significantly worse than someone saying ‘fuck them skinny bitches’ twice in a single song

please shut up

(Source: billcipherdidnothingwrong, via 14inches)


babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via ruinedchildhood)


  • Do not forget Michael Brown
  • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
  • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
  • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
  • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $200,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
  • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
  • Do not forget Ferguson 

(via adam-lamberts-penis)

Benefits of same-sex relationships


- Amazing oral sex

- Making out in private places such as restrooms and dressing rooms

- Your wardrobe doubles overnight

- Amazing oral sex

- You can go to the same side of the spa together

- You look way more adorable than straight couples, especially if you have a kid

The list is longer than this I know, but this is all I can think of right now.

(Source: mademoiselle-neko, via faux-hawks-and-feminism)


no wonder my gaydar keeps going off i’ve been holding the dang thing backwards!

(via panic-at-the-dildos)


losing friends to people you helped them meet


(Source: jaclcfrost, via theeyelidesveins)

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